• Archive
  • RSS
  • Ask me anything

Adventures of CrazyDogLady & HomeImprovementGirl

A sea of curing, knee-high cheatgrass as far as the eye can see on a freshly burned landscape that you are responsible for.                                If hell is a place that you hold in your mind- tailored to each of us- representing our greatest horrors, THIS IS MY HELL.
Pop-upView Separately

A sea of curing, knee-high cheatgrass as far as the eye can see on a freshly burned landscape that you are responsible for. If hell is a place that you hold in your mind- tailored to each of us- representing our greatest horrors, THIS IS MY HELL.

  • 13 hours ago
  • 1
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
A little slice of Great Basin heaven.
Pop-upView Separately

A little slice of Great Basin heaven.

  • 16 hours ago
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+

Best Workout Ever:

kickboxing while your little thai instructor explains- in detail- the secrets of all his favorite thai recipes.

it’s a toss up as to whether i burned calories kickboxing, gained calories thinking about all the amazing food he was describing, or lost water weight openly drooling all over the damn floor.

  • 1 day ago
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
I feel like finding a partially burned and previously undiscovered outhouse on a fire should warrant some sort of awesome merit badge.
Pop-upView Separately

I feel like finding a partially burned and previously undiscovered outhouse on a fire should warrant some sort of awesome merit badge.

  • 4 days ago
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+

Know what’s awesome?

Being assigned extra projects because you’re the only project manager not related to anyone in town so you don’t have any conflicts of interest.

Can we please give it up for crazy dog ladies who are too socially awkward to socialize with anyone?Apparently I need to get knocked up and hitched to a townie, STAT.

  • 5 days ago
  • 1
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
2 scooters and a horse. Pretty standard. I love you, hinterland.
Pop-upView Separately

2 scooters and a horse. Pretty standard. I love you, hinterland.

  • 6 days ago
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
Would it be too much information to say I’m balls-out, all-in, DEFCON 5 lesbehonest for isla fisher?

Sasha Baron Cohen is one lucky motherfucker. 

Oh, heeeey. It’s ginger Wednesday!!!
Pop-upView Separately

Would it be too much information to say I’m balls-out, all-in, DEFCON 5 lesbehonest for isla fisher?

Sasha Baron Cohen is one lucky motherfucker.

Oh, heeeey. It’s ginger Wednesday!!!

  • 1 week ago
  • 2
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
I have no idea how this happened. but MAGICAL UNICORNS??????? So exciting!!
Pop-upView Separately

I have no idea how this happened. but MAGICAL UNICORNS??????? So exciting!!

  • 1 week ago
  • 1
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
How sick are you of my vacation pictures? Well- you’re in luck! Last day in Argentina!
The weather was a little iffy and we had lots of packing and memento purchasing to do, so we stayed close to home. But seriously? GORGEOUS. It was an awesome reminder that you can step out your door here and be floored by the vistas. It took arduous mental effort to peel myself away from these beaches.
Zoom Info
How sick are you of my vacation pictures? Well- you’re in luck! Last day in Argentina!
The weather was a little iffy and we had lots of packing and memento purchasing to do, so we stayed close to home. But seriously? GORGEOUS. It was an awesome reminder that you can step out your door here and be floored by the vistas. It took arduous mental effort to peel myself away from these beaches.
Zoom Info
How sick are you of my vacation pictures? Well- you’re in luck! Last day in Argentina!
The weather was a little iffy and we had lots of packing and memento purchasing to do, so we stayed close to home. But seriously? GORGEOUS. It was an awesome reminder that you can step out your door here and be floored by the vistas. It took arduous mental effort to peel myself away from these beaches.
Zoom Info
How sick are you of my vacation pictures? Well- you’re in luck! Last day in Argentina!
The weather was a little iffy and we had lots of packing and memento purchasing to do, so we stayed close to home. But seriously? GORGEOUS. It was an awesome reminder that you can step out your door here and be floored by the vistas. It took arduous mental effort to peel myself away from these beaches.
Zoom Info
How sick are you of my vacation pictures? Well- you’re in luck! Last day in Argentina!
The weather was a little iffy and we had lots of packing and memento purchasing to do, so we stayed close to home. But seriously? GORGEOUS. It was an awesome reminder that you can step out your door here and be floored by the vistas. It took arduous mental effort to peel myself away from these beaches.
Zoom Info

How sick are you of my vacation pictures? Well- you’re in luck! Last day in Argentina!

The weather was a little iffy and we had lots of packing and memento purchasing to do, so we stayed close to home. But seriously? GORGEOUS. It was an awesome reminder that you can step out your door here and be floored by the vistas. It took arduous mental effort to peel myself away from these beaches.

  • 1 week ago
  • 2
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
Ummmmmmm…I’m going to go out on a limb and say GENERALLY SPEAKING, this sign might have the opposite of the intended effect.

Luckily, in this particular case, the PERSONALITIES of these firefighters are enough to keep anyone from wanting to be that near to them- especially when showering. BOOM.
Pop-upView Separately

Ummmmmmm…I’m going to go out on a limb and say GENERALLY SPEAKING, this sign might have the opposite of the intended effect.

Luckily, in this particular case, the PERSONALITIES of these firefighters are enough to keep anyone from wanting to be that near to them- especially when showering. BOOM.

  • 1 week ago
  • 1
  • Permalink
Share

Short URL

TwitterFacebookPinterestGoogle+
Page 1 of 192
← Newer • Older →

About

Avatar

Oh, HEEEEEEY!!

I started this thing to keep in touch with my friends who stubbornly refuse to follow me and live in the middle of nowhere.

I keep it up mostly due to deeply rooted narcissism.

I like poems, ponies, babies, long walks on the beach, my three big hairy dogs, playing outside and buying and SLOWLY fixing up crappy houses... minus the poems, ponies, babies and long walks on the beach.

Drop me a line at cdl.hig@gmail.com

Top

  • RSS
  • Random
  • Archive
  • Ask me anything
  • Mobile
Effector Theme by Pixel Union